how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
