Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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