uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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