Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you told grandpa to call you daddy
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You are a genius and a whore.
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