Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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