We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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