Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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