Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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