Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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