What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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