I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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