Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
What drink are we having for lunch?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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