I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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