If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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