i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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