yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Randomize
