I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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