I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
