My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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