Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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