My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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