Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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