Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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