try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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