my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
one two three fourrrrnication!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize
