I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
