i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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