is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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