Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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