so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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