I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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