It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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