Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
