seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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