I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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