I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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