super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
only you would photoshop your dick
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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