I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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