No, you can still breathe under the balls.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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