Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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