I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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