I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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