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(559): View more from California

With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".

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(803): View more from South Carolina

She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.

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(631): View more from New York

Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status

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(773): View more from Illinois

Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.

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(812): View more from Indiana

his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.

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