My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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