ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm at about main and main street
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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