This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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