escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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