He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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