you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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