I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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