Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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