he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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